Your last and final frontier on this alcoholic journey is none other than the land of the True, North, Strong and Free – O’Canada! By the time you roll into the home of hockey, moose, and all of the rest of the stereotypical Canadian symbols, please make sure you have your game face on so that you are ready to experience all that awaits you. You are about to consume your final beverage in your tour of the world, and if you have completed your mission properly, you should be right where you need to be by the time you roll up on the Labatt Blue beer cart. But wait! There’s more...
Canada, in short, is where you separate the weak from the strong. I have found that if you can survive the 360 degree movie viewing of “O’Canada”, you are A.) a true patriot to your friendly neighbors of the north, and B.) able to say, “ya know what?! I’m a total badass and I can watch this entire 17-minute movie without having to piss myself silly”. Here’s a sobering fact, since I’m feeling honest…you can’t take your drink into the theater. But if you still have a drink in your hand after a 10-minute spiel of Canadian trivia leading up to the next movie, then it’s your own damn fault for going Florence Nightingale on your brew.
O’Canada is a 360 degree experience that literally transports you to the magnificence of what unintelligent folks may refer to as “America’s Hat”. Canadians happen to have a great sense of humour though, so I can type this with aplomb. In all honesty, my true review of this movie will have to wait as I eagerly anticipate experiencing the new and updated O’Canada, featuring Martin Short. I ask you to find a person who doesn’t appreciate this Canadian talent…you will fail.
Between the charming accents of the authentic Canadians and the entertaining and delicious offerings of cinema and beer, you will experience a very satisfying finish to your Drinking Around the World experience. A few noteworthy items to mention, based upon personal experience…given the fact that you have been drinking all day in the FL sunshine and in 10 different countries no less, if you are traveling with any married folks, keep a close eye, and possibly a far distance, should the alcohol consumption go hayward. Additionally, now that I have warned you that alcohol is forbidden in the movie theater, your expectations have been set. Drink up, stand in line, and learn a bit – you did pay almost $70. to come into this place. Might as well leave with a new tidbit of information about one of the coolest countries in the world EH?