Regardless of which end of Epcot your Drinking Around the World expedition kicks off on, Germany will fall somewhere in the middle, assuming you go from one country to the next in the order you happen upon them (and good news - no passports, declarations, or cavity searches required! It’s even slighly easier to jump borders at Epcot than it is for our neighbors to the South of the US)
Germany is by far the most filling beverage stop along your journey. In true German fashion, the beers are served in huge steins, by far the most alcohol for your buck you’ll get all day! I don’t recall the whole beer menu here people as I have been drinking all day, and was also distracted fighting off happy pants that sprung up in Norway (figuratively…sort of). I do believe Spaten was my beer of choice.
After grabbing your brew and entering the Biergarten ampitheater, prepare for accordions, revelry, and 2-foot-long drumsticks. Although I do recall being very entertained by the live performances in both installments of Drinking Around the World, I’m lacking a bit on the details. I do, however, remember pondering why all the cast and servers look the exact same. They might as well call Germany Androgyne Land. It really is a confusing stop along the way…all the Germans are as big as men, dressed like women, and sporting mustaches too thick for a lady and too weak for a man.
Nonetheless, after your last drop of dark, thick liquid goodness, cap your German experience off with a shot of Jagermeister outside as you exit and sway your way to Italy!