In all honesty I have no recollection as to what the libation of choice was in Norway, most likely a cold beer I’d never heard of. That is not the important matter at hand here folks. The perfectly authentic straight-out-Norway buxom blonds sporting braided pig-tails that serve the beverages, now that is topic of discussion.
For two years running (and if God deems I was a good boy this year, hopefully a third) Norway has proven my favorite stop along the way thanks to the beer gals. As if the Norwegian getup and God-given beauty isn’t enough, when these young ladies speak, I want to listen! Although I can’t understand a single word they’ve spoken to me, I would happily spend the rest of my life just listening. They are probably ridiculing me, but I don’t even care.
My last two visits have included a back-and-forth banter between myself and these fun-loving ladies in which they speak and then laugh, to which I repeatedly say “Keep it hot in Oslo ladies,” followed by my own laughter and disapproving looks from my friends as I hold up the line. It never gets old! I may propose to one this year…not one specifically, just any of them – perfect little Norwegian hotties eager to put a cold one in my Coozy.
Another factor in my decision to name Norway the best stop along the Drinking Around the World expedition is their ride, Maelstrom. The adventure-packed boat ride tours you thru Norway at a tame enough pace to bring your drink along (kudos to Epcot for allowing this!) but does culminate in a pulse-pounding backwards descent into the North Sea that you’ll want to have your drink at a low-level for to avoid spillage (alcohol abuse), not too mention the ride is done at this point and it’s on to China for some Tsingato!
Note: the black lights in Maelstrom will highlight any strange stains on your clothing. My crew really enjoyed the mystery stains on my brand-new shirt last year! And remember, in case any of you delightful Norwegian vixens are reading this, keep it hot in Oslo ladies!