Ah, the United Kingdom, this is my personal favorite stop on the DATW for several reasons:
1.You should be extremely drunk, unless you are Canandian, hence you probably started and STAYED in Canada all day. This is the 10th stop on DATW, and by now you have beer, liquor, and wine in your belly.
2. You can buy a soccer ball in the UK, that can and WILL get you in trouble. Be careful, the UK is close to Canada and the "Mount Me's" or Mounties can come and attack you. You really will think this is true, if this is your 10th stop on DATW.
3.There is a red telephone booth. Need I say more....
4.Rose and Crown Pub. There is a real pub in the UK with several fantastic (though I can't remember which) draught beers for you to choose from, and they come in 'yard' glasses that get you drunker and are fun swords later in the day.
4b. Also, outside of the Pub, one can get fish and chips. I hope that you know what fish and chips are, if not, you are not real smart. The point is, they are fried and at this point in the day, you have eaten and drank so much, that this is the greatest food ever!
The only hang-up in the Uk, is the fact that you have had lots to eat and drink, and you have walked around a park all day in the unbearable heat with TONS of little kids screaming and crying. You should have taken a dip in the bath of the good ole US of A, but all the elements will get to you (or your wife). All I am saying is to be careful of the toxic gas that sometimes eminates from the pub, may it be one of your own group members.
Now on to the last stop, OH Canada. You should be feeling rather good at this point, so we will now screw it all up with a 360 degree movie from 1979 of the mighty CANADA. Good luck!